Funny Tips to Staying Sane

• At Work, Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
• Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
• In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.
• Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
• Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
• Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
• Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.